Sunday, May 23, 2010

My new Superchef

I have a confession. I have promoted Misery Mistress to the position of Super Chef de Cuisine.

Or something like that. So the reason is, much as I love master, he was not very imaginative with my food. After all I am not in prison, and a dog needs tasty goodies with his food, not just boring old biscuits and water.

Misery, on the other hand, cooks delicious pies, lasagna, casseroles and all manner of wonderful smelling things. And I need more of those tasties in my dog dish.

I decided to leave the odd biscuit in my tin as a subtle message.

'Master,' said Misery, 'Pippa needs tastier food.' Yes, Misery, of course I do.

She surprisingly quickly swung into action, and stock suddenly appeared with my every meal. Very nice stock I must say, low salt organic vegetarian stock no less. Much nicer than boring old water. I have another tin that is always full of water anyway.

Extra large portions of lasagna were made, and pie, and casserole, and every other type of goodie.

My food suddenly became gourmet quality. This is what a dog needs. Not the same tedious old stuff day after day. Some tasty extras on top of my biscuits, and that delicious stock to go with it.

Right now there is a pea pilao on the go, so there had better be some for me for my breakfast.

But in case anyone thinks I love Misery more just because she does a bit of cooking, here are some pix of me and my very favourite Master.


Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

PIIPA!!! Dude. It has been soooo long since misery blogged for you.
Many others have fallen under the spell mof FB. Our Mom made a page and decided no way could she do both(and she never even play one game.)
We think FB is the devil's work. Soon there will be no dog blogs and geeeeez, we canines have alot to say that needs to be hears. I would suggest starting out with a slight nip, and ratcheting it up as need be when you see her "farming" on *shudder* FB!!!
Arise all dogs! (besides, you have a movie to make and we both want to be in it. pawsonally I believe I should have the role of the most beautiful girl....
Scooter, uh, well, wants to be the Captain's mate))
Hugs, you gorgeous hunk you,

Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

oh noes...she suckeded u in that FB thingy tu???? OMD i fink she is jus briberin u wif thoz tastee fudeses uh foodses. *sigh* us doggineses mite notz haf eny chancerenses at all aganst that fb.
hi 5s

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Perhaps our mom will see this and give us gourmet foods. We only get kibble and canned food and cottage cheese and biscuits and chicken chip treats and chicken with sweet potato treats. Certainly we deserve a more diverse diet too!

Lorenza said...

Hola Pippa!
You are sooooo lucky!
No more boring food!
I wonder if I could convince my mom to do the same for me!
Lovely pictures with your Master!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Pippa - so good to see you again.

We think you have the situation well under control. Let Misery do the tasty cooking and let Master take charge of the soothing scritchies.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Army of Four said...

Oh, handsome Pippa! How I have missed you!
Is it true? You're dining on gourmet food?!? Can I come over? How long do you think it would take me to run to your place?!!


Woof Pippa,

Sorry it's been a long time since we barked at you. It's been a tough year but we woofed and howled until Mom got back on the computer. You gormet food sounds yummy, we'll have to get Mom to cook yummy food for us. Hope all is well with you.

Desert Pups,
Toby, Norman, Keiko and The Ghost of Scuba

Scarlett said...

oh my! You are indeed the most beauteous of dogs. I am most taken with you.

And your Master. He does have rather nice legs. Is the rest of him up to scratch? As we say here in the Deep South.

Not that I expect him to be scratching his legs, obviously, he looks much too higher class to do anything as common as that.

I digress. I particularly enjoyed the photos of you dearest Pippa with your legs so neatly crossed.

You are indeed a darling and most handsome dog. I will flounce back again soonest, so pleased to see you are posting again too.

Your friend, Scarlett xx

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Hello Pippa!

How you doing? I am glad you are posting again.

I love the photos on here of you on this post, lovely jubbley ones.

You are so distinguished looking.

And I am pleased you are getting some tasty stuff on your biscuits too.

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxxxx

oh and Jeannie xx

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Pippa! You did a post! Did you really get all that good food? Wow, good for you.
That is a great photo shoot. You are very handsome.

Helios said...

oh lucky you! My M is too lazy to cook so I get raw food most of the time. Sometimes if I'm lucky, shel'll cook for me on weekends, or I'll eat my baby sister's leftovers as snacks.

Huskee and Hershey said...

we LOVE the way you cross your paws!! Hershey crosses her paws sometimes too, but you do it much better!
Ok, we understand... our Mom cooks us yummy stuff but our dad plays with us... it's kinda a tough choice!

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

We are very late seeing this, we must have missed it before.

It sounds as though life is very good over there Pippa.

Lots of good food and good scratches! You do look very content, love the crossed paws! :)