Thursday, December 11, 2008

Just ...... let you all know that I don't think I need to run a competition.

Mistress would win hands down.

Latest excuse?

We go back to my finca in Spain.

What happens? My router is not working, and mistress is incapable of getting one delivered in the time that we are there.

Does she go and buy one? No.

She rings up the Spanish telephone company who commit to delivering one in a week. And don't.

So I have a week without getting in touch with my pals. She didn't even take any decent pictures of me. Actually I don't know what she did do.

I lay at my gate of course and gave that horrid marmalade cat the evil-eyed Pippa stare.

Anyway. More later.

And to finish by saying thank you to all those wonderful pups who have so far sent me either postal cards or ecards.

Mistress has not started my cards yet. I can't imagine that will surprise any pup.

* Asks Santa for a new mistress *


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Poor Pippa!

I'll grant woo asylum in Pawsylvania!


Lacy said...

w00f's Pippa, heehee now iffin u got another misery, u wood miss her so bad..its really hard to start training another one..mayb its just christmas time the reason she iz being slow, or thats mamas excuse...

b safe,

Randi said...

Oh Pippa...I think I should sent you a round trip ticket to CA & you can stay with me as long as you like...then when mistress gets her act together, a new router & daily toast & pizza in the fridge for you, ONLY THEN will you even consider getting back on a plane to Spain...

Hope you are being fed & petted & getting love from Master...

love & licks,

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Poor, poor Pippa. And I would LOVE to have you come live with ME!!! Alas, I do not think you would leave your people, no matter how slacker they are.
However, After the holiday. I am beginning legal service for us downtrodden, abused dogs. (Hey, I watch each episode of "Boston Legal" which eminently qualifies me. I catch all reruns too)
It is amazing how my book is filling up with clients. So many cases of neglect(yours is one)I feel we will be winning cases hand over fist.
Let me know!!
And since Mom is a klutz, we have no picture, no card. It better get at least on the blog before Christmas!!!
I feel your pain.
Sunny Canine Atty

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Darling Pippa, You can come and live with us in Pennsylvainia as long as you'd like. But we think you'd miss your mistress a lot. and we don't get toast - we get peanut butter occasionally, but they don't do toast here for some reason. what's it like?

Love & snoses,

Marvin The Sickly One said...

oh well, Pippa, you did not have to endure two hours under the table here, while my silly moo of a muvver, wrote cards (I mean how old fashioned is that, actually using a quill pen etc and parchment! god she lives in the dark ages) and then suicide by sellotape. Wrapping presents which apparently according to her were all the 'wrong shape" and why "doesn't the sellotape stick" and various other whinges.

You are lucky Pipparooooonie, My ma is totally the crazy one.

I am so glad you are back.

mucho love and licks, Marvin who Has Not Been Allowed in Public Company because of his ickiness and upchucking.............

Orable and Charlie said...

Hi Pippa - I don't understand all of those computery terms, but I hope it clears up for you soon and that you have a very furry Christmas.

licks & puppy love,

Lorenza said...

Hola Pippa!
My mom ordered a router to the company that supplies internet service to us 3 months ago... and she is still waiting for it!
Have fun at your finca!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Asta said...

I think my Mommi must be wealated to youw mistwess..I hope evewyone likes my cawds in Janooawy, hehehe
smoochie kisses

Simba said...

New year cards are very fashionable.

Simba x

Lola Smiles said...

No worries Pippa, Mom is late with my card this year too! You should be getting it soon!

luv ya
Lola Smiles


Hi Pippa, apart from being away from the computer hope you enjoyed being at your finca. Here in Japan people don't send Xmas cards but New Years postcards which are delivered in January so by Japan standards your cards will not be late!

One of the pack said...


Maybe you should start a chain of doggie internet cafes!

Good luck prodding the human.

The Forget Sit and Stay Gang

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hi-Woo Pippa,

When yur mommy has her pee-mail workin, have her email R mommy wif yur pee-mail address. R's is

Keep yur chin up!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

Simba said...

Dropping by to say hello. Hope you had a good weekend.

Simba x

Kathryn and Ari said...

Mistress is a Scrooge and a Grinch all rolled into one. We think you should demand a piece of buttered toast for every day this continues.

JB's Big World said...

You don't really want a new mistress, do you?
I miss you chasing me, Pippa!