Thursday, September 13, 2007


I, Pippadog, would publicly like to disclaim anything to do with the previous post, which shall be known as the Cinderfella post.

Apart from anything else it could have been a set-up. Can you see my head? No. OK, it might look a bit like me and it is in my kennelflat, but Mistress could have lured another dog in to take the pic.

In fact, she could have carefully slipped the magic flip flop, I mean her flip flop - it is not magic at all - under my paw.

I shall let you know what really happened. There I was, waiting patiently as usual for buttered toast, or raspberries or sausage and tomato, anyway the measly portion of mistress's breakfast that I do get to eat.

And what does she do? Notices that in my haste to sit as close as possible, I had sat on her flip flop - she's always leaving them lying around - so she took a photo while I was busy willing the food into my mouth, and I didn't even notice.

I suppose she thought it was funny, and then - on top of that - she posts scurrilous comments with it. She is just plain bad and horrid.

Furthermore I am seeking damages of a considerable sum.

Oodles of buttered toast. Grapefruit. Raspberries. Sausage and tomato. Cheese. Pilao Rice, Veg Korma and Poppadoms. (Double rations of curry - one of my faves).

I can't think of any more for now but that will do. On the grounds that the whole Cinderfella post is defamatory. I have heard mistress talking about this sort of thing so I think that is what I mean. The post damages my reputation in the eyes of the right-thinking dog on the street and especially my girlfriends.

I WANT MY GIRLFRIENDS. They are beautiful and I love them all very much. And I was just barking nicely at three other beautiful girl dogs - Randi, Mati, and Kelsey Ann - in the hopes they might join the list.

Please girls, I love you very much and I don't wear any clothes, never mind mistress's girly stuff. Honest. You do believe me don't you?

So here are some proper PippaPix where I am out bonding with master. Mistress was only allowed to come on the condition that she took some nice pix of me.

Checking out the street

Shake-a-paw with master

Stopping to look at the boats




Hi Pippa,
I think if you get all those extra tid bits in compensation you could forgive your mum. We that's probably because we think of everything in terms of food!!
Jazz and Dixie

Simba said...

The humans think they are so clever and funny.

Simba xx

Kerrio said...

Pippa I think you are showing remarkable fortitude and forbearance in the the face of unprecidented insults.

Humans are evil and must be punished, stealing their breakfasts sounds about right.

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

yummmmmm, breakfast. our mom never shares her breakfast, but we guess it's okay. She just eats boring oatmeal, not yummy stuff like your mom. We think they should share with you more to make up for all they put you threw. We still love you! Gentle woos, & love from your grrlfriends, Misty & Guinness

Bella said...

That was indeed an outrageous post that your mum did !!
That sort of pictures should not be for public viewing.
- Steal the breakfasts and chew up all the shoes that are left lying around. "that'll learn 'em"

Rockford said...

Pippa! We love you! Especially me, Mati! Your so cute. Magic flip flops or not! Look at you doing shake a paw with Master! Who could be more cute? I don't care what anydog says (not that I've heard anything) - (which by the way would give me less competition in the girlfriend area) - your top-dog with me! Woooooooooo! Love Mati

Ferndoggle said...

Oh Pippa...I certainly don't think any less of you. It takes a real Man to wear girly sandals!

I love the shake paw picture of you!! You have such a great smile.


Lorenza said...

Hola Pippa.
I don't have any doubts about your manly!! Sure all your girlfriends will understand that this is Mistress fault!
Take revenge by eating her breakfast!!
Have a nice day

Randi said...

Hi Pippa... *sigh*

I would love to be added to your list of girlfriends...will there be a formal proposal to live with you in your Pippa-Harem? Do I get to wear a veil?

Remember...sometimes clothes do not make the man....I think George Michael said/sang that...

Love & Licks,

PS. *SIGH*.............

Bama said...

No worries, Pippa, Mikki & I think you're just fine. You should check out Meeshka's blog for tips on giving your mistress the claw though, for embarassing you like that! From your handshake pic, you're probably much too much of a gentleman to claw her as she deserves though, so at least she should owe you all the breakfast you want, every day...furever!
The boys aren't saying much, except "no wonder you are having problems with the color of your nose, it's probably blushing with embarassment at the shameful behaviour of your human.
Manykisses, (wink wink)
Bama & Mikki

Oscar's mummy and daddy said...

Poor Pippa, I hope you've forgiven mum now.

Perhaps your mum could add our news about Cassidy to the DWB news blog for us?

Katy xxx

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Pippa...
I don't think any differently of you after that scandalous photo...really I don't. I hope you win your damages...all the buttered toast would surely make be forget!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

The Army of Four said...

Hi Pippa! Are you holding auditions for girlfriends? Is it too late for me to throw my collar into the ring? I think you're very handsome! So is Rocky! And Hamish ... and Indy ... and Tucker ... and Magnum and Echo and ...

Chilli the Dog said...

Hiya Pippa...of course I believe you. Your mommmy should pay heavily for the grevious hurt she's caused you. Make her share at least half of her breakfast with you for the rest of the year or else...her shoes will have to go...hiak...hiak...

See you at the'll be coming au naturel I suppose...*winks*

Wet licks


Jackson said...

Hey Pippaluk (now I know that's your proper name I'll be using it from now on!) Hope you get all the buttered toast that you desire.

J x

PS Thank you for letting me know about the trouble you had getting into Forever Foxed. Did you only get the title page and nothing else? I need as much info as possible so I can find out what's happening. Thanks pal. You can email me if that's easier - see my blog for details.

PPS J1 hasn't got the Pippaluk book and now is quite upset about it. What's it like? A picture book kind of thing?

Natasha Fernz said...

Pippa & Kate,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT... We wouldn't have been able to do it without your constant words of encouragment...

We have now won a battle, but we still have a war to fight. Our country is really not dog friendly...

In the mean time, we're going to bed now. We're exhausted... See out latest post on what transpired at the meeting today...

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh my Pippa, the things they do to us. You have to send me that evil flip flop. I will give it to Mr. Pool Cleaner and be rid of it for you. I hope you get lots of "make up" treats for that incident.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Momo :) said...

Hi Pippa! No worries. :) We all know you're COOL doggie & we all love your mistress's homour! :D

Have a good weekend!
Momo xoxo

Momo :) said...

oh yes, I love Papadom!!

HHHHarry said...

I did have my doubts if it was you Pippa, cos as you say, it could be any dogsbody.
Licks HHHHarry

Frasypoo said...

We laughed a lot at Cinderfella,Pippa.
Moral:Be careful where you place your feet
Ps:I was drooling at the food,can you believe we have no poppadums at home...are we Indian or what?

wally said...

Ethel's a little disappointed. She thought the cross-dressing set you apart from the crowd. She'd still share your curry with you. (Or not so much as she is not a fan of the veg. How 'bout you two smooch or something while I eat the double helping of curry?)


Kapp pack said...

Poor Pippa, I just knew there had to be a logical explanation for the flip-flop. The bipeds think they are soooo funny sometimes....check out our induction into Meeshka's HULA hoop and you will see me dressed in a stupid elf costume. The horrors they put us through....and no you didn't scare me away....those pics of you are look very handsome.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Tasha & Eva said...

Oh, the poor Pippa dog! You were simply caught in a comprimising position that was none of your doing. Just a case of your paw being in the wrong place at the wrong time. We think none the less of you. We are still very much your girlfriends! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.


We love a boyfriend who can show his feminine side, but you're also showing your very masculine side too!!! Nicely balanced we thinks!!


Message from Abby and Holly's mom. I apologise on behalf of my girls they are so rude at times they are suitably embarrassed.But they were impressed by your credentials!!!!!

Sophie Brador said...

Pippa, I just knew it wasn't the real you! How could my man be a cinderfella? Jamais! Jamais!

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...


We have never doubted your manliness! First your mistress names you Pippa and now the shoe incident. She definitely owes you treats and the breakfast of your choice every morning. Good job showing us your inner "guy" in today's post.

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Woo, Pippa, we have good news and bad news. Good news is that we tagged you for a new game. Sad news is that Misty sends you loads of kisses from her new furever family - she says she will always love you! Woo!

Kapp pack said...

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