Saturday, September 01, 2007

A new mistress?

Official complaints

1 Mistress does not do my breakfast early enough.
2 When she has her breakfast she does not give me enough mushrooms. Sometimes she does not give me any. I only get measly buttered toast.
3 She has been to Gibtel but we are still not on broadband. So she can't do my blog during the week.
4 She is a rubbish compañera. There is a bit of chat, but not much else.
5 She pulls my fur out. Why? It falls out anyway, or I pull it out and then she can sweep it up.
6 She doesn't cook enough food for them at night to leave for tasties for me for my breakfast.
7 She has not visited my friends' blogs at the weekend.

Good points

1 She doesn't leave me during the day to get bored.
2 She has started to do nice therapeutic rubbings on my ears which are nice, but they are not much, in the scheme of things.

So I am in the market for a new mistress. Any suggestions pals? Are there better models? Where do I find them?

And I might have a problem convincing master. He seems to think mistress is OK.

I feel a new poll coming on. And thank you to all of those four of you who said she was a wimp regarding cockroaches because she is. Just that the poll didn't quite reflect that.


KuBrin Kaos said...

Yo Pippadog!

Humans are generally rubbish, my mum is just plain MEAN. I think yours is luffly by comparison.

I mean - my mum does not worship the ground on which I walk. Unlike my dad who understands wolfies and lets me boof him.

I'd stick with your mistress, mine is useless. In fact - if you are trading her in can I have her please?


wally said...

Yeah, the humans just don't understand. It's not really their fault, though, for being so dumb and useless. We can't all be dogs. And your mistress doesn't seem so bad in the grand scheme of things. Mine isn't so bad but has the same problems (breakfast at 5 a.m. is still too late, pulls out tufts of fur, etc.). But I tolerate her for the ear scratching and the belly rubbing. And the meatables.


wally said...

HI PIPPA! EThel HERE! I think you look SO FETCHING in that pICTURE. And FETCHING is the best thing to LOOK because it is my favorite thing to DO!


Randi said...

Hi Pippa! I completely agree with Ethel! You are so FETCHING & HANDSOME & ALLURING in that pic...WHAT A HEARTBREAKER! *Sigh* About the paws...can your mistress fold you paws out & then she can take a pic? That would be great to see..but you are one up on me..I can't flip them inward...only outward...I guess I'll be the preview act & you'll be the main attraction!
Love & Licks,

Freda said...

Hey Pippas,

My ∆≈ has been goofin' offs bloggin'wise a lot latelys. He been doin' that Flickrs thingy. He is yellin' a lot of French too.

I usually don't eats until I herd my peeps into the fallin' water cabinet. When 1,2 1,2 one peep is cleanin', I scarf my foods down. Then I round up the other, unless they get cleans together, YUCKS!, and scarf some mores.

∆≈ thinks your mistress is groovys and you should keep her, even if she is a rubbish compañera. I bark, any peep that rubs me is cooools! Arf! Arf! But it could be funs just lookin' for a new mistress. All those treats and belly rubs and stuffs. Maybe even more toasts!

Guess I better votes. Hmmm... 'To looks or not to looks, that is...'


∆ß & ∆≈

Freda said...


Wish you had a 'Maybes' in your poll. If she is behavin', then NO, but if she is goofin' offs, then YES.



Lorenza said...

Hi, Pippa.
I don't think you will find a better misstress! Don't complain!!
What about if you have a long talk with her?? I am sure you two will get an agreement!
Have a good night

Kapp pack said...

I think you should give your mistress a second chance but she certainly needs to shape up and give you what you deserve. We had lots of fun at the hike...thanks for visiting.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Ume said...

i dun even get buttered toast as breakfast, juz boring kibbles with yoghurt. u wanna trade?

Pee.S: i c your snout is getting more pinkish, Pippa!

Bella said...

I gotta say sounds like you got it pretty good there - I only get kibbles and the occassional treat.
Here's an idea - rather than getting rid of the current mistress - why not just get a second one ?? ;)

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Pippa, we fear all mistresses are like yours. Our mom tries to sleep late and then feeds us late. And we are not allowed to bark too much and we have to go outside even when it is raining. If you find a good one to replace the one you have, find out where she was trained so we can look for a new one too.

HHHHarry said...

Pippa!!!, How could you wish to change your mistress, she took you into her home when you were wandering, she gives you a lovely place (sofa) to sleep, she feeds you buttered toast (drooool, if only), I'm really disgusted with you even having thoughts like that.
a disgruntled HHHHarry
Licks for your mistress NOT you!

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Pippa...
You can't get rid of'd be lonely, honest. Oh and I promise I won't post anymore photos of least not for a while ;)

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Goofy said...

try discuss to her or just boycott her!!!

fee said...

pippa! i'd say, stick with her, and train her! dumping her so unceremoniously may bring retributions! if the paparazzi finds out, you'll be in the headlines along with a 6" x 6" headshot that says, "scrawny, smelly woman found scavenging on streets after being abandoned by heartless ex-dog". and who knows what you might end up with next? a WORSE mistress! don't jump from the frying pan into the fire, my friend.


Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Oh, darling Pippa. Don't give up on her. Mommies are very hard to find. Shiloh remembers the days when he was wandering all alone on the streets and he didn't have anyone to be with him. He still thinks mom could put those sticks she's always playing with down and play with us more, but heck, she's on;ly human.

You look soooo handsome in your picture, you make us ladies swoon!

Momo :) said...

Pippa!!! I love this post. You're really funny.. :) I know you won't be able to find a better Mistress!!! ;)

Momo xoxo

pee ess: Thank you so much for barkday wishes!!!

Frasypoo said...

We voted no!
Things could be worse!She could put you in a pink dress.Though I am not sure if its any better than naming you Pippa!

wally said...


You did, indeed, make a request:

Katherine and Pippa, said...

I'm another one. I want to see Ethel's culo. (arse in English). Either way it's not an ass.


Don't play coy, my friend.


Johann The Dog said...

Oh, you would miss her if you didn't have her, I'm sure!!! She doesn't sound so bad if she rubs your ears, BOL! - Woof, Johann

Rockford said...

Oh Pippa! Mistress is goooood to you! You would do a whole lot worse with someone else! Go give her a big kiss right now! -Love Rocky

Simba said...

I think all humans have their faults. They are only humans after all. We can't all be dogs.

Simba x

Ferndoggle said...

Look at those soulfoul eyes, Pippa! You're just so darn handsome.

I think you'd be very sad without your Mistress.


The Lady Mistabel said...

Hola Pippa
Greetings from Canada.
Thanks for stopping by my spot.

I wouldn't leave my Boy Toy, no matter what, so I can't advise you on changing or keeping your mistress.

But you are a really good looking doggie.

Randi said...

Dear Pippa - Thank you for your invitation to be one of your girlfriends...since I'm not one to ruffle any fuzzy female butts, I"d love to be your girlfriend if all your other girlfriends don't mind...I don't think Ethel would mind...we look quite similar..except she is tall & skinny & I'm a plus-sized girl...I think she will take it as a compliment that you want another one that looks like her...I think you should write a post about all your girlfriends & why you find them attractive...I know its cuz of my intelligence & striking resemblance to Beautiful Ethel!
Love & Licks, my new boyfriend, Pippa -
*sigh* =)

Natasha Fernz said...

Hi there...

Sorry for not leaving a nice comment, am working furiously to stop the stupid dog catching comp!

Need a hand... am rallying for supporters for a SILENT Protest this Sunday in a bid to Stop the Dog Hunt organised by MPS. Please tell your friends who are animal lovers in Malaysia to visit for details.

Thanks a million

Balboa & Mommy said...

Your mistress definately needs lots of trainig! Maybe you should buy a clicker and start with the simple commands, hee hee

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