Some time ago, Randi asked me to write about my girlfriends. But mistress was only on line at the weekends. And then when she got connected during the week I had to play lots of tag games.
So now I will write about them. There have been a few changes and I think an update is a good idea.
Here is the first post I wrote about my girlfriends. And here is an update when I added a few more girlfriends to the list.
But if you can't be bothered to read through all those, I will do you a mini-summary. Tall elegant hyperactive Ethel, who chases tennis balls. I think she was my very first girlfriend, although she has a lot of admirers.
Then I fell in love with Sophie La Flirtador. And I thought she was going to swim across the seas to come and visit me (she is a very good swimmer), then I realised she was a tease. But a beautiful one. So I still love her.
Apparently Cleo, another lovely lab, likes nice gentle dogs like me. I've never asked her because I thought she was too serious for boyfriends. She is very nice though. And not like La Flirtador.
I wanted a German Shepherd girlfriend too. But Freda loves Charlie the Big Dog and she is going steady with him. And Flossy doesn't get to blog much these days.
But then I met Guinness and she offered to be my girlfriend, so I got myself a beautiful GSD girlfriend after all. And at the time, fostered Misty was living with her. Now Misty's (hopefully) found her furever home but I miss her soooo much.
Guinness was going to get a new foster friend called Kashka but she might already have found a home. I was just getting excited about another new girlfriend too. I don't think I am going to have any more foster girlfriends because I get too upset when they leave.
And I've got my Belgian shepherd friends too - Tasha and Eva - they wrote a really nice post about being my girlfriends.
The oldest and most blue-blooded dog I know - Megan - kindly said I could go and rub furs together. But I think she really adores Finnegan. Not me.
I was a bit surprised when Penny agreed to be a girlfriend, but very pleased. Although I was a bit worried when her and Ethel decided to be BFFF as I thought they might spend some time gossiping about me. Perhaps they do. Anyway I think she is gorgeous, even though I think I come well behind Peanut in the favourite stakes. And even naughty little (?) Lola once said she loved me. I think I am a bit old and sleepy for Lola who is young and very capricious. Hey, but who would say no if she likes sleepy older dogs?
And back on the husky track - and the naughty younger dog track - there is MayaMarie (the husky in the window), who always entertains me with her naughty antics. I think her and Lola together would be a bit of a handful. Perhaps instead, I should be aiming for Missy, who lives with MayaMarie.
Another beautiful furry husky (Queen) Kelsey (Ann) asked if I was interested in another girlfriend. Well, of course. She is lovely. Although I think she likes to be in charge. But do I care? No. What girlfriend isn't in charge?
So I need to finish by talking about Randi - who asked me to write this post. A black lab/newf mix. I love her because she is black and she has una alma tan bonita. I told her she was black and reminded me of Ethel, but I love her in her own right and not because she looks like Ethel - she doesn't really (unlike MaxDex, who looks very much like Ethel, but obviously I don't love him). And her brother Dublin died not long ago, and I know how she feels because I still miss Princey. So I hope we are pals as well.
No, I haven't finished yet because I haven't mentioned Bella, Lorenza, and Roxie. I can't possibly miss them out. First I mentioned them as three wonderful mates that I met very early on DWB, but I thought they all had lots of boyfriends (even more than Sophie). Then they got sulky and wanted to know why I hadn't said they were my girlfriends. So I said that would be fine too. Then I don't hear any more. Girlfriends - what are they like? Temperamental or what? Except then Bella said that her and Kuki would be my girlfriends. So that was good.
How could I possibly forget Mati? I have too many girlfriends. I can't remember them all. Mistress was right. Mati is adorable and she looks after her bro Rocky who has been a bit crook recently. I knew I had missed a beauty off the list. I am very sorry Mati because I do love you. Very much.
And now I think about it, Amber from the Army of Four asked if I was doing auditions. Now, I know I am a nice dog, but I don't think I have the cheek to ask for auditions. But yes, Amber, you've already passed. I would be happy if you were my girlfriend.
Normally when I do paws with master I count to five. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco. Sometimes we count to diez. But not to veinte, or mas.
Anyway Misery forgot to give me extra toast rations today. Horrible mistress. But she has bought me a fine new washing machine because the old one from her mum's was rubbish, and I like to have nice clean throws. Only the other day I decided it was too dirty so I went to lay on the floor instead of the sofa. What a hard life I have.
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